Workplace Cartoons, Part 7

 

My latest Substack is up and finally finishes up the sketches from my days as a stained glass worker. Finally! Click here to take you there.

SpaceX or Bust?

 

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ink on bristol board

Or bust? Well...

What have we had? Three crashes in five months? And each time, it is said that 'this is great. A learning curve. This is how we grow.' Hell, they should have 'learned' so much by now that there should be human footprints on Mars. This is what happens when things are privatized. Hell, at least Nasa's tragedies were years apart and they actually did learn from those mistakes. 

Golden Era, indeed.

So, this spot illustration will be part of a book of limericks that I'm slowly developing. My comic and the re-imagining of Legends of Le Detroit (art and maps, stories remains as written) are of the front burner, as of now. But, I am chipping away at it.

Pure Michigan

 

A few weeks ago, we were driving up I-75 to Frankenmuth and I saw a sign that said 'Keep Michigan Beautiful.' And there along the embankments was a ton of trash. I mean, a lot. I changed the sign to the more popular one, but the sarcasm remains. I will never understand how or why people accept living in filth. But, then again, there's a lot about people that I have never understood...

Resist!

 

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from sketchbook

Penguin resistance is still a thing, right? Hell yeah, it is. Whatever it takes.

Workplace Cartoons, Part Five

 

Once agian, there is another installment of Workplace Cartoons up on my Substack. Yeah, yeah, there are a lot of them. I may shake things up for my next post and profile the next issue of my comic book, Second Star, in which I am now lettering. That'll shake things up. 

If you wish to read/view some of my stupid past sketches and toons, click here. I warned you, they are stupid. But, we had fun.

Kill Krill Kill!

 

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So, a few weeks ago, I mentioned on a couple of social media sites that I had had a weird, yet entertaining dream about watching a horror movie where a village was attacked by plankton. It was a slow moving movie, but horrifying as you might imagine. Being more of a cartoonist than a movie maker, I finally did up a toon depicting a gruesome scene with an unsuspecting victim. 

Workplace Cartoon, Part Two

 

My latest Substack post wraps up all that Star Florists nonsense...

Click here to take you there!

Democrat-esque

 

This is pretty much what I feel about Democrats these days. 

"Hey, it's a shitstorm, but could you keep me being a millionaire?'

Donald Mcdonald

 

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from sketchbook

So many people have done their version of this, so I wasn't going to, but it is a funny image to imagine and you really can't make this shit up, so I did my version of Donald McDonald.

Imagine being so triggered by a smart, black woman that you go and stage an event and then claim that you are the FIRST president to have worked at McDonald's. What a toddler. Oh, and then he blocked a road to go into hurricane ravaged North Carolina so that he could receive a 'fry order' pin, or some such nonsense.

Truly, a fast food clown.

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

 

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Ol' sourpuss Hucka-Sands was in Michigan the other day spewing rays of sunshine. The peasants need to have children, dammit. Who else is going to work the slaughterhouses? 

Anyways, since she was in the news, above is a drawing of the said Spewer of Sunshine from my book 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow, a collection of caricatures of all the best people. I'll be having a book signing next month, so details to follow!

All That Glitters...

 

The price of make-up should spike soon, if it hasn't already.

Sh!tshow Page Profile: Betsy DeVos

 

Today's Sh!tshow Page Profile is Michigan's own brand of crazy corruption: Betsy DeVos. You say you want a position in a corrupt administration? Just have millions upon millions that you can 'donate' to the cause and viola! you have a cabinet position that you were never qualified for. But, if your plan was to eliminate the average and poor person's right to an equal education... well...

Mrs. DeVos and others can be found in my new book of caricatures, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow, with a foreword by the comedian and producer Noel Casler. The Kickstarter campaign only has 64 hours to go and is 93% funded, so click the link below and get your copy and maybe some original art, to boot!

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Sh!tshow Page Profile: Herman Cain

 

Today's Sh!tshow profile is none other than Herman Cain. Imagine giving up your life because of a hoax. 

My Kickstarter campaign has only 4 days to go, so head on over by clicking on the link below to get a copy of my book of caricatures called 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow, with a foreword written by Noel Casler. Hardcover or paperback, your choice.

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Sh!tshow Page Profile: Gym Jordan

 

Bear with me folks, as we head into the final week of my Kickstarter campaign for my new book of caricatures, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow.

Actually, there's only 6 days left and it's 82% funded. So close, yet so seemingly far!

Anyways, today's profile is none other than Jim 'you can't subpoena me, but I can subpoena you' Jordan. See how it works?

You can see him and a boatload of others just like him by clicking the link below to get your very own book and maybe some original art, as well.

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Sh!tshow Page Profile: Marjorie Taylor Greene

 

So, MTG has a book out that is not doing so well on the bestsellers list. The word 'bestseller' being a very wide stretch. Pitching a book to her followers isn't the best marketing strategy, I would think. Does it come with a free gun and some Doritos? 

You can see this caricature and many more in my new book, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow, with the foreword written by the comedian and producer Noel Casler. The Kickstarter only has 7 days to go and is 80% funded. We are getting closer! Click on the link below for the details:

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Sh!tshow Back Cover Foreword Excerpt By Noel Casler

 

Above is an excerpt from the Foreword by the comedian and producer Noel Casler for my book, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow. 

The Kickstarter campaign is inching ever closer to the goal, with just 8 days to go and if you are interested in getting a hardcover or a paperback book and maybe some original artwork, just click on the link below:

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Sh!tshow Page Profile: Derek Chauvin

 

Pulled directly from today's headlines, someone attempted the murder of a convicted murderer, whilst incarcerated. Now, far from me to judge this with skewed eyes, but maybe all of this could have played out in a much better way. Too bad, Chauvin aligned himself with hateful ideology. I would like to add that he is in stable condition.

You can see more of these types of questionable characters in my new and upcoming book of caricatures, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow, with a foreword by Noel Casler.  The Kickstarter campaign is currently underway. I'm over half way funded and you can check out the details by clicking on the link below:

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Sh!tshow Page Profile: Dr. Harold Bernstein

So, The Former Guy/Child had to tell everyone about his health and how wonderful it all is because Biden had a birthday and he just couldn't stand a better man having a little bit of attention.

Therefore, today's Sh!tshow page profile is one of Trump's former doctors, Dr. Harold Bernstein, who also claimed that The Great Big Cheetoh was the equivalent of a star athlete, or some such nonsense. 

You can see the good doctor, among others in my upcoming book, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow. Click on the link below to take you to my Kickstarter campaign where you can get a book of your own and maybe some original artwork.

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Sh!tshow Page Profile: Rand Paul

 

Today's page profile for my upcoming book, 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow is none other than everyone's favorite neighbor, Rand Paul. Kentucky's other useless senator. If you recall, he had a spat with his neighbor, or his neighbor had a spat with him, over a pile of brush, twigs, etc that may or may not have been on someone's property line. I do believe that there was a 'do you know who I am' uttered at some point and there were fisticuffs, so you know, maturity from a U.S. senator. I know, shocking.

If you enjoy caricatures, you can pledge your support by clicking the Kickstarter link below and you can get a book and maybe some original art from said book.

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I am currently 56% funded with just two weeks to go!

Sh!tshow Profile: Kid Rock

For todays topical promotion for my book 86 Sycophants, Charlatans, Leeches, and Opportunists of the Donald J. Trump Sh!tshow, I present to you a 2-page spread from said book from the Celebrity section. Kid Rock doesn't really have much going on these days, so periodic appearances with the Orange One keeps him in the public eye. 

You can find him and more Trumpophiles in my new book of caricatures in which I am running a Kickstarter for, as we speak. You can see all the details by clicking on the link below. It will be running for another three weeks. 

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